Negativity is for losers
This blog started out being cynical. Clearly, I'm still a teen at heart, an angst-ridden teen who wears his heart on his sleeve. And for those that don't care, well, you know I'm mad at you.
How I wish I could have lunch with my old high school guidance counselor, on him of course, so that he could point that out as my big "little step in the wrong direction." All the while I would be thinking about booze and bros, or the English teacher's daughter, Lindy. I guess those were the golden years after all.
But no one can find a job with a lousy attitude, so I've got to chin-up each day and tell myself that I do want a new job, that I do believe that these positions that I apply for will make me a little happier and guide me in career choices!
Bertlesmann update: Their automatic job update service, JobAgent, sends me jobs everyday, at least for the past two days, so I'll keep applying with them. I'll loosen up my McGraw-Hill filters too, so that they send me more jobs. Small advice: for those looking for an entry-level job without any real background, don't set the job filters to only one field. Instead, let them send you all the jobs and ignore the ones that don't interest you, as well as the ones that you're simply not qualified for.
Careerbuilder Update: Hablas Espanol? Have you ever applied for a bilingual job? Then you have something coming, let me tell you! I'm not bilingual, but I applied for an Admin. Assist. job with that stipulation because sometimes they just need someone to smile and say "Oui, oui" when a customer is explaining all the problems he went through to get to the airport. Here are my new bilingual opportunities, delivered to my mailbox at the fresh hour of 2 in the morning:
Garden City, NY Copy Editors (Spanish Speaking) YES Solutions 02/13
New Brunswick, NJ Bilingual Outside Sales Rep needed for NJ!!!!! Zep Manufacturing
New York City, NY SHOW PRODUCER Univision Communications Inc. 02/10
New York City, NY NEWS REPORTER Univision Communications Inc. 02/10
Newark, NJ Bilingual Spanish/English Social Worker NJ Division of Youth and Family
Paterson, NJ Bilingual Spanish/English Social Worker NJ Division of Youth and Family
Roslyn Heights, NY Part-time Administrative Assistant / Processor - Bilingual
New York, NY Bi-Lingual Accounant Accountemps 02/04
Hicksville, NY Sales and Marketing Representative - Bilingual Skills a Plus! Lloyd
Mineola, NY German, Mandarin, Japanese Instructors; Spanish for Kids Berlitz
New York, NY Bi-Lingual Sales Representative AOK Staffing 01/30
New York, NY Sr. Manufacturing Estimator - Bilingual (Spanish) The McGraw-Hill
New York City, NY Financial Counselor - English & Spanish Greenpath, Inc. 01/27
Note that Univision has now extended their privately owned mano to Senor Ouwells. Finally, a chance to break into the exclusive Mexican talk show programs. With only 32 programs per network, yould have to be Srta. Hilton to knaw your way into a spot.
Oh, and in case you were in denial of what Career planners think about administrative assistants, here's a job that would suit any fantastic secretary! When you're so close to the bottom, what's wrong with tasting the carpet?
Morristown, NJ Supervisor of Office Cleaning 02/14
How I wish I could have lunch with my old high school guidance counselor, on him of course, so that he could point that out as my big "little step in the wrong direction." All the while I would be thinking about booze and bros, or the English teacher's daughter, Lindy. I guess those were the golden years after all.
But no one can find a job with a lousy attitude, so I've got to chin-up each day and tell myself that I do want a new job, that I do believe that these positions that I apply for will make me a little happier and guide me in career choices!
Bertlesmann update: Their automatic job update service, JobAgent, sends me jobs everyday, at least for the past two days, so I'll keep applying with them. I'll loosen up my McGraw-Hill filters too, so that they send me more jobs. Small advice: for those looking for an entry-level job without any real background, don't set the job filters to only one field. Instead, let them send you all the jobs and ignore the ones that don't interest you, as well as the ones that you're simply not qualified for.
Careerbuilder Update: Hablas Espanol? Have you ever applied for a bilingual job? Then you have something coming, let me tell you! I'm not bilingual, but I applied for an Admin. Assist. job with that stipulation because sometimes they just need someone to smile and say "Oui, oui" when a customer is explaining all the problems he went through to get to the airport. Here are my new bilingual opportunities, delivered to my mailbox at the fresh hour of 2 in the morning:
Garden City, NY Copy Editors (Spanish Speaking) YES Solutions 02/13
New Brunswick, NJ Bilingual Outside Sales Rep needed for NJ!!!!! Zep Manufacturing
New York City, NY SHOW PRODUCER Univision Communications Inc. 02/10
New York City, NY NEWS REPORTER Univision Communications Inc. 02/10
Newark, NJ Bilingual Spanish/English Social Worker NJ Division of Youth and Family
Paterson, NJ Bilingual Spanish/English Social Worker NJ Division of Youth and Family
Roslyn Heights, NY Part-time Administrative Assistant / Processor - Bilingual
New York, NY Bi-Lingual Accounant Accountemps 02/04
Hicksville, NY Sales and Marketing Representative - Bilingual Skills a Plus! Lloyd
Mineola, NY German, Mandarin, Japanese Instructors; Spanish for Kids Berlitz
New York, NY Bi-Lingual Sales Representative AOK Staffing 01/30
New York, NY Sr. Manufacturing Estimator - Bilingual (Spanish) The McGraw-Hill
New York City, NY Financial Counselor - English & Spanish Greenpath, Inc. 01/27
Note that Univision has now extended their privately owned mano to Senor Ouwells. Finally, a chance to break into the exclusive Mexican talk show programs. With only 32 programs per network, yould have to be Srta. Hilton to knaw your way into a spot.
Oh, and in case you were in denial of what Career planners think about administrative assistants, here's a job that would suit any fantastic secretary! When you're so close to the bottom, what's wrong with tasting the carpet?
Morristown, NJ Supervisor of Office Cleaning 02/14
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