First Rejection

Nearly as fast as I posted it, the HR department of Bookspan has deemed me unworthy of consideration, today or in the future. This collar isn't Ivy colored, after all, and it's clear that the publishing world needs these intellectuals. After all, who else could bring us such works as Nicole Richie's memoir. I mean, they're clearly not capable of writing like this, but they can make it immortal for generations of impressionable girls to come.

From: myfuture.processing@bertelsmann.com

To: xxxx.xxxxx@gmail.com
Date: Feb 15, 2006 5:05 PM
Subject: Your interest in Bookspan

Dear Richard,

Thank you again for your interesting application.

We have carefully examined your qualifications and have checked the availability of a suitable possibility for you at our organization. We regret to inform you that there is no match at Bookspan at this time.

We appreciate your interest in our company and wish you success in your future career endeavors.

Regards,


Human Resources
Bookspan